You: Please ask me a question.


Me: How many layers of yellow paint is a Faber Mongol pencil lucky enough to be sprayed with ?

You: Please ask me a question.


Me: Who is the man behind the pig-the man who pulls the strings and speaks for Miss Piggy ?

You: Please ask me a question.


Me: What is Linux ?

You: Please ask me a question.
Me: When did Amtrak begin operations ?